Paul card
I was reminded of this today, how a tiger mom lost her cubs and so some zookeepers dressed up these piglets as little tigers to console her. Just try having a bad day now. If you succeed, you must be a monster.
When my two year old couldn’t remove the childproof lock to the game cabinet, he just removed the whole door. Then sprinkled game pieces all over the playroom. When I asked what he had done, he climbed the furniture and showed me his muscles. Good luck with that, me.
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Dog faces from back to front:
Yellow vested German Shepard: Aww yeah, dog.
White faced bulldog: Sigh. Whatever.
Hidden brown bulldog: I’m taking a fucking nap, wake me when this thing gets waiter service.
Crazy Eyes: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT WHERE WHY HOW WHAT SHIT WHAT HOLY SHIT WHYYYYY WHATWHATWHAT
Small bulldog in front: Look at me, mom, funnnn!!!(via iamachilles)
My four year-old twins rock. They also love my OPI nailpolish called, “Lincoln Park After Dark.” They got a hold of it and decided to give my macbook a facelift. They also managed to paint the nails on both of their hands, my son’s foot, stripes on their bellies, and a cool Rorschach design on my white duvet cover. (Both sides- thanks guys!) I LOVE TWINS.
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We can goes holidays?
